From tramp to prince!

Will be looking fancy in a suit tomorrow :-)

I'm not one to complain...

My Christmas Tree!!!

Here she is.

It only fell on me twice.

Treating myself!

Had a pretty miserable start to November. Such a depressing month!
To cheer myself up I've made some rather random purchases.

1) an iPad mini. I'm currently writing this blog on it. I love it! Although still trying to get my head around it. Always been an Android kinda guy, not Apple.

2) a lava lamp. One eye is watching what I'm typing. The other is staring at my lava lamp.

3) a (rather expensive) mug from the Disney store. It says 'The Wicked Queen' and has a picture of her on it. I can be a wicked queen at times! Very fitting.

4) loads of new clothes. Got to look good in Brighton at all times.

What next?!

Fuck the detox!

I was so determined to eat well and not drink, especially after a weekend of booze and junk food. It was an amaaaazing weekend though. It's safe to say me and my fab friends where a hit in Bouremouth.

I started my detox on Monday, ruined it with a glass or ten of wine. Tuesday I was determined. I was drinking green tea and eating hamster food. I even made a homemade soup. Which was delightful to the tongue.

Today! Relaxing start until the landlord walked through the door. The house is now at full capacity and it's f'in pissing me cunting right off. (see my previous posts: quest to find a housemate, parts 1 & 2).

I was in a downward spiral. I was even asked to do manual labour. WTF! Oh and the landlord stinks off old man hair and BO.

So, off I went to get the biggest Donner Kebab, 2x giant bars of choclit and a mixer for my Smirnoff Blue.

Landlord is here until SUNDAY so F.M.L.

Anyway, if I need to vent... i will do it right here xx

P.S. Well done Mr Obama. Not sure if it's my vodka talking but you are one sexy chocolate man! USA! USA!

To be continued...

...eventually.

Part two of my previous post will be published in a few days. Come back to find out what happened to Gay Air's Boeing 707 and crew members Martin & Danny!