Sunday 28th Oct
21:10 I'm done. Can't be arsed to be fair :) knackered. *waves*
21:06 Why are people laughing? I don't understand.
21:03 Gary "I feel like am on 'oliday t'night"... shut up.
21:00 Xtra Factor: See that lesbian come on stage to hug Jade? Wearing a grey tracksuit. If you are going to be on TV at least dress up!
20:58 Xtra Factor on ITV2. #thisshowwillbebetterifollymurswasntacopresenter
20:54 Oh fucking cunts! What do they know!?
20:52 Hehe Louis sad face makes me giggle. He looks like a minge.
20:49 This song sounds like it was made for Jade (that rhymed :)). You go girrrrrrrl. Bye Union J.
20:47 Union J. They sounded bad in the sing off. Especially during the chorus. Didn't sound good together well, at all.
20:41 I like Jade and I like one member of Union J. Bottom two should've been Chris and James. For some strange reason though, James is one of the favs to win. What's wrong with the world?! As for Chris, well... Bores me until I want to jump out my window.
20:41 WHAT THE F!
20:40 Waheyyyyy! Go Rylan!
20:39 Jack Duckworth is through.
20:37 Got a huge lump of garlic lodged in my tooth. Anyway, back to the X Factor!
20:36 Not sure who I want to go. I haven't warmed to any of them! Here we go...
20:28 Ain't Robbie annoying! Grow up.
20:26 Only JUST tuned in. Went out for a kebab! Now I have a wet foot as I found a hole in my shoe. Should've just gone out barefoot.
17:40 Ok. ITV Player is not working, so.... never mind! I will judge them on YouTube instead.
17:30 Hello there. Missed the X Factor last night as I was up in the air, followed by a cheekyglass bottle box of wine in the hotel. I shall catch up now :)
21:06 Why are people laughing? I don't understand.
21:03 Gary "I feel like am on 'oliday t'night"... shut up.
21:00 Xtra Factor: See that lesbian come on stage to hug Jade? Wearing a grey tracksuit. If you are going to be on TV at least dress up!
20:58 Xtra Factor on ITV2. #thisshowwillbebetterifollymurswasntacopresenter
20:54 Oh fucking cunts! What do they know!?
20:52 Hehe Louis sad face makes me giggle. He looks like a minge.
20:49 This song sounds like it was made for Jade (that rhymed :)). You go girrrrrrrl. Bye Union J.
20:47 Union J. They sounded bad in the sing off. Especially during the chorus. Didn't sound good together well, at all.
20:41 I like Jade and I like one member of Union J. Bottom two should've been Chris and James. For some strange reason though, James is one of the favs to win. What's wrong with the world?! As for Chris, well... Bores me until I want to jump out my window.
20:41 WHAT THE F!
20:40 Waheyyyyy! Go Rylan!
20:39 Jack Duckworth is through.
20:37 Got a huge lump of garlic lodged in my tooth. Anyway, back to the X Factor!
20:36 Not sure who I want to go. I haven't warmed to any of them! Here we go...
20:28 Ain't Robbie annoying! Grow up.
20:26 Only JUST tuned in. Went out for a kebab! Now I have a wet foot as I found a hole in my shoe. Should've just gone out barefoot.
17:40 Ok. ITV Player is not working, so.... never mind! I will judge them on YouTube instead.
17:30 Hello there. Missed the X Factor last night as I was up in the air, followed by a cheeky
Sunday
20:57 My first X Factor blog is done! Overwhelmed by the amount of hits it's had (kerching!). I will be 35,000ft above ground next Saturday but I will be back on Sunday! See ya.20:55 Goodbye MK1. I wonder if The Sun will run the story tomorrow 'One less GAY in the X Factor'. Probably. Vile paper.
20:54 DEADLOCK!
20:51 Or could Kye be going back up a chimney?
20:48 "I'm not moving" by MK1. You're gonna have to when they call security. I think they're gone!
20:46 ....or Louis.
20:45 Still hoping Gary will punch a camera man...
20:41 Well, fuck me! Kye and MK1 are in the bottom two. Did not see that coming.
20:40 My prediction was obviously wrong. Both Rylan and Chris are through! But who will be in the bottom two?
20:39 Go Rylan, Go Rylan, Go Rylan!!!
20:37 I predict fireworks tonight. Bottom two will be Rylan and Chris. Chris will get the boot and Gary will punch a camera man...
20:36 Hehe doesn't Gary's group look small? Will be even smaller tonight.
20:27 Everything about JLS makes me shudder. They are so in love with themselves. Especially the little prick, Aston. Reminds me of someone, I can't say a name.
20:13 Labrinth is performing now. Funny how a few weeks ago he was slagging off the X Factor and now he's performing on it.
20:12 Watching the re-caps. The majority of the performances aren't very clubby for a club classics theme.
20:04 Phew... I totally forgot about the X Factor. Charlie and the chocolate factory is on ITV2! Made it in time to watch the group performance.
19:15 45 minutes until the result. Vote for Rylan!
The results! 8pm on ITV1.
Saturday
22:15 So, that is it! Chris to go I think. Although I will miss his lovely eyes. Not ashamed to say I love Rylan. Jade to win.22:13 Hehe look at Tuli'sha trying to be like Nicole.
22:10 DO NOT slag of Steps, Gary bloody Barlow!
21:57 Oh yeah. District3. I don't like them so will take this opportunity to pop out. Not doing a very good job of reviewing the X Factor and the performances tonight!
21:55 Forgot about this boyband. What's their name again?
21:51 Sorry, I thought this was club classics week? I can't see myself getting down to this song with a Jagerbomb in my hand.
21:40 LOUIS WALSH = C***. This Smirnoff blue is hitting the spot.
21:34 Leave the boy alone! People don't deserve to be abused and receive death threats just because they are chasing their dreams and living life! #TeamRylan
21:32 I. Loved. It!
21:30 RYLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
21:25 Hello America! Just looked at my hits and the majority are from the USA. So all this probably makes no sense to you at all. Could you return Simon please?
21:21 I think I know which one is gay in Union J (the one on the far right - here). I hope he is anyway. I just noticed when they shook the girls hands, he didn't give them much attention compared to the others.
21:16 James just smiled for the first time on the X Factor. Don't do it again.
21:13 I'm sexy and I know it.... You're really not.
21:10 OH I'm getting pissed off now! Another act who has had a rough week.
21:08 Spot the difference.
21:05 Another fag break. James Arthur (or a young Jack Duckworth as I like to call him) is up next.
21:02 Jade isn't the best voice but I can imagine myself dancing away in Revenge to her music (although I spend most my nights out in the smoking area). I'm sure I've said this before... SHUT UP LOUIS!
20:59 Sheez. Have they all had rough weeks?
20:58 Back from another
20:52 OH NO. He's crying. I've had a drink so I might cry too. Kick a boy when he's down Gary why dont'cha?
20:50 My favourite judge: Nicole Sherzinger. To be fair... look at the others. She is on her feet clapping, getting the audience clapping and she looks proud of her acts.
20:46 Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhamazing. I'm gonna use that.
20:43 To me (going to sound like my Grandad) that was just bad noise! That jump was very steep as well, they must've hurt their ankles.
20:41 I think I've put too much vodka in my drink... whoaa
20:31 "Who doesn't love a warm cheese toastie?" Ha! I love Nicole!
Again... shut up Louis. I agree with Tuli-sha. Don't slag of Rylan when Chris is just as cheesey. At least Rylan is entertaining. Chris just reminds me of a singer in Benidorm.
20:28 Chris Maloney is opening the show. He has lovely eyes. That's all the positives I can say about him. Shouldn't they start the show with someone a bit more exciting? To hold on to viewers?
20:25 Shut up Louis
20:23 Was that actually Dermot dancing?
20:16 Loaded with junk food and mixers for my vodka! X Factor is my favourite time of the week (after Dominos Pizza two for Tuesday). Let the fanta icey lemon see the vodka.
17:14 Starting tonight at 20:20. See you later ;)
Here you will find my thoughts and stuff throughout the night! Can't wait for another mad performance by Rylan and to be bored off my tits by Chris. Please... do not dance tonight Dermot.
Tonight 20:20 Sunday 20:00 on ITV1
