Myself and my friend Dan, cabin crew for Shoreham's newest Low Cost airline Gay Air, have just been called out for a night stop in Brighton.
We've put on our uniform, drinking a cheeky vodka as we get ready*
We have spoken to Captain Big-Penis, who has told us our flight time is about 20 minutes. The aircraft is currently in the garage as it has a faulty right falangy. It should be "fixed" in about 15 minutes.
We can't shake the feeling that something is still wrong. Something is going to happen to our plane tonight.
Airline: Gay Air
A/C type: Boeing 707
Registration: G-CUNT
To be continued...
*Gay Air is not a real airline and we are not drinking vodka before flying, FYI! #Justincase
