When I first moved to Brighton I was so happy that I was by myself for most of the time as the landlords only stay at weekends. Score!
Can you imagine how pissed I was when they said they need to find another house mate for additional income? Bah!
I told them it has to be my way, seeing as they would be living with me most of the time. That means no bores, no vegans and no non-drinkers. They must be gay, young, fun and attractive. I clearly stated on the ad that they must be a gay male. So why the fuck are straight/lesbian women contacting me?
Anyone know of someone looking for a central Brighton house share, who is a GAY MALE and willing to pay £450 inc. bills, send them my way xx
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