Got a guy coming round tonight to view the house. Let's hope he is the one as this is getting on my tits now.
The perfect house mate:
Fun, young, gay, always has chocolate, likes bacon, is never in, will get me a Christmas present and likes a good drink.
NOT happening:
Someone who smells, is always in, vegan/vegetarian, t-total and doesn't mind the ugly curtains in the living room.
Preferably.... someone who will KNOCK THE SHIT out of the unpleasant boy a few doors down. This boy has man-boobs, an irritating voice, fat hamster cheeks and always has food around his face.
Won't it be a shame if my window box fell just as he walked below?
Getting away from the point...
So, fingers crossed xx
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